Monday, March 31, 2008

Top 10 Things To Consider...


This is a list of the top 10 things to consider going into the final three games of the season. Without further adieu, I give you, THE list...

{Letterman Top 10 musical intro}

1. The Bruins head into the final week tied for 7th place with a team, in the Washington Capitals, chasing them like that chick from college who won't take no for an answer. "It was just a one night stand! Please leave me alone!" I digress. Anyhow, if there were ever a time to step up, it is now. They have to play in New Jersey, in Ottawa, and home for the final game against the Sabres (who will most likely be eliminated by then). The toughest test will be Tuesday against one of the great big gamers, Marty Brodeur. In my opinion, the Bruins need at least four points this week to lock down the 8th seed.

2. Please, take a moment and look at the CURRENT injury list on the side bar. If Mr. Owl told you these guys would all be injured during the final two weeks of the season you would tell the "wise" owl to shove his Tootsie Roll Pop where the sun only shines when you do a hand stand. This team has scored 15 goals in the last 4 games after averaging .00001 goals for during the season. Not too shabby.

3. Staying on the injury dune buggy, if you also add to the list names like Chara, Ward, Axe, Thornton, Thomas, and Lucic who all missed significant time at one point or another it is a shock that the final week actually matters. The depth with mostly youngsters has proved that Chiarelli has done his job (which certainly is not finished) in building a solid franchise, not just a decent NHL team. People need to remember that it takes more than two years to build success. As we speak, Providence is in first place in the Atlantic Division with a 50-16-3-4 record. That's good for best in the entire league. That's pretty good if you ask me (which you didn't).

4. Shawn Thornton has been awesome in sticking up for teammates along with playing well on the 4th line. Take Ottawa for example. He dropped the gloves after two dirty hits on Jeremy Reich and Mark Stuart. How can you not love having this guy and and his orange handle bar mustache in the line-up policing the idiots on the opposing bench?

5. David Krejci has stepped up big since Marc Savard's back injury. Krejci was picked as the NHL's 3rd star for this past week while he scored 3 goals and 5 assists after being point stricken for quite some time earlier in the year. The future is bright for him.

6. Speaking of a bright future, no one can be disappointed with the play of Milan Lucic. He can contribute in many facets of the game and it is hard to believe that the kid is 19. It's like bringing a girl home from a party only to find out two days later that she was another girl's 16 year old sister. "She said she was 18, and MAN ALIVE, she worked it like she was 21!...I'm in trouble...Yes, Lucic is playing beyond his years already.

7. Though I don't see Alex Auld playing this week (unless they have clinched and Buffalo is officially eliminated prior to the finale against Buffalo) everyone should commend the job he has done. He has kept the Bruins in so many low-scoring games that it is a total mind blow. He has had very little scoring help and many times he has got the team into extra sessions to salvage a point when the team had no business making it to overtime/shootout.

8. Tim Thomas is a classic metaphor. He's like the girl you call late at night when it's been "a slow night." She doesn't have the prettiest style but, every once in a while she does some ridiculous move that makes your jaw drop. Plus, 4 out of 5 times she gets the job done. Great season Timmy.

9. Claude Julien. Clooaud (love his pronunciation, Clawed is boring) has done a phenomenal job in creating a system that gives a team that struggles to score (like that kid in the front row of your IT class) a chance to win every night. Sure there was a few 10-2's tossed in there but hey, that wasn't the system, it was the players having a completely off night. It happens. We love Clooaud.

10. Finally, the moment you have all been waiting for, number 10. Remember wayyyy back when "experts" had the Bruins labeled for 14th place in the East? Ah, yes, a time where Toronto was picked at the top and now they are gazing at the buttocks of the Bruins, Capitals, etc. With all these injuries, who would have thought that the Bruins would be in a playoff spot going into the final week of the season? Take that Boston haters!

As you can see, this season has been an exciting one. A season that has surpassed expectations and one that showed what the youngsters can do. We can only hope this continues onward past April 5th. Let's have a big week here Bruins fans!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha some interesting comments, and some on hockey too. I cant remember back to the 16 year olds so I will leave that alone. The B's are playing great. Consider they played their 3rd game in 4 nights and could have won. What can you say about Krejci, this kid is unbelievable. And I know there are a lot of Murray doubters out there but I think he has been playing great too.

Unknown said...

i just have to say one thing to you Mckeon. if you EVER stop this blog i will find you and beat you down cause man i love this site and your female analogies are to die for. its too bad you just started doing them today. i hope you do it all season next year or thru the playoffs wich i am praying we get into. i hope they beat NJ so when i go to the Ottawa game on friday i wont be a freaking nervous wreck. it sucks this is my only place to come and be my "hockey" self cause i live in Erie PA and everyone around here is either a hockey retard or a mother bleeping pens/sabres fan. and we all know what kind of fairweather/moron fans those turds are. cant wait for baseball to start tomorrow for the Sox also. yes its hard being a Sox fan around here too cause everyone is a Indians fan now since Pitts may as well not have a team. those Steelers,Browns,Bills fans heckle me all season too cause i cheer for the Pats. o well its the life i was born into and i wouldnt change a thing cause its so damn fun to hold your head up high when our teams beat theirs all season long regardless of the sport.

Anonymous said...

If the Bruins clinch, expect Manny to come in and play a game. We all want to see if Thomas will get a break in the playoffs and they want to see if Manny can do anything. Ooops, it's bad luck to say playoffs when theye didn't clinch! D'oh it's bad luck to say clinch when they didn't clinch and I said it four times! Shhhhh! Everybody quiet! A win in NJ would go a long way, spoilers in Ottawa would go even further. Back in 1994, the Habs just came off of a Stanley Cup win, playing Boston in the first round. The Bruins ousted them and the day after being eliminated, Guy Carboneau (now Habs coach) was seen on a golf course pulling the finger to the media. It was on the front page of the papers and Guy was traded soon after. Can history (somewhat) repeat itself? Can we draw the Sens in the first round? Oust them in the first round? And have Dany Heatley mooning the fans about going from Cup finalists, to Cup contenders to losing to the hopeless Bruins? Hmmm... Finally a funny one - my boss is a HUGE (and dumb) Habs fan. So yesterday I asked him, how do you feel about losing Koivu for a couple of weeks. He says no team does well with key injuries. I said I know. Imagine if the Bruins didn't have Bergeron, Savard or lost Chara to injury. Where would they be? Oh that's right! So he added hey if you see where the Habs were projected to be at the beginnin of the year - and I said 7th - he said yeah so, pretty good no? I said now, that's somewhat good since they are about 3-4 games out from 7th. What's really remarkable is a team projected for 14th in the East contending for 4th. Who's that? MY BRUINS!!! And if the Bruins make it, will we finally sell out the Garden? And not money wise - I am talkign about those empty seats I see on NESN and Jack Edwards says "Another sold out crowd..." Dude! I see seats!!

Anonymous said...

All good points McKeon. I, however, amd taking it one game at a time. No need to get ahead of ourselves.

On a separate note, does Jack Edwards sound like a complete and total boob or what? He calls a good game until he starts screaming and going over the top.. make him sound like an idiot.

We are better off watching the game and listening to the radio.. only if they were synched!